Hi, UHK team. Thank you for the Beast. At least, that’s what my wife calls it. For four years, this keyboard has changed my approach to typing, healed my tunnel syndrome, completely revamped the way I use a computer, and taught me how to ferment cucumbers. This is a great piece of design and engineering, worth double the price I paid for it. But I’m human, so there is always more to wish for. So, here’s my list, in case anyone in the UHK team wants to hear from a loyal customer.
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Let’s cut the wires. It would be cool to have an option to connect the keyboard via the latest Bluetooth standard and over radio.
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Let’s cut the wires, again. The cable that connects the two halves of the keyboard also feels unnecessary.
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If you grant me the freedom of movement as described in 0 and 1, you would have to devise a clever way to charge these. Hustling with cables for each of the halves would be uncool, so a dock and/or wireless charging support will earn me a record amount of eye-rolling from my colleagues.
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Now let’s get to the realm of fantasy. What if you could add a mini display into every keycap? Each keycap could display the current layout from the agent or a custom picture. It could also show available options as soon as you press a modifier button.
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A built-in fingerprint scanner compatible with Windows Hello and the ability to perform forensic matching against the FBI database (Ultimate Hacking Keyboard).
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Bonus points if you make a good case accessory, especially if it can make me more attractive to the opposite sex. Charged extra, of course.
For this, I would easily shell out 3-4x what I paid.